I'm not ashamed, I'm 3/4 of the way through a bottle of wine and feeling pretty fuckin good about it right about now...totally took the edge of, feeling funny, pretty, relaxed. We should feel this way all of the time.
But alas we do not. I had a great conversation with Bella about drag queens, wanted to know my drag queen name. I went for Hello Kitty or International Woman of Mystery. She choose Sugar. Not bad for 5. it's about time we had a good drag queen conversation. I mean she is 5. Thank God for Project Runway, brining families together. So here's a list of openers I would email super cute guy if I wasn't holding out....
Hey I'm drunk...so I'm super funny and super pretty right now.
What the F is going on with you? Why can't you call?
What would you do to me if you were here...
I am moderately obsessively checking email...willing the little red light on the blackberry to blink. Somethings will alone cannot create. BUT Dennis's GF emailed with words of solidarity and I currently have only 49 min left before I can got to bed, so things are looking up.
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